January 04, 2017

Fugitive Finds Time For A Selfie While Escaping Jail

Pro Tip: If you break out of prison, don’t announce it on Facebook. Brayan Bremer, a Brazilian man who broke out of a Manaus prison on Sunday, found time from his busy schedule of running from the law to post pictures of himself and another fugitive on Facebook. The humble brag even included the caption “On the run from jail” to make sure everyone on the internet knew how much fun he was having. Bremer was among 72 prisoners to escape from Antonio Trindade prison, 40 of whom were quickly recaptured, including the other man in Bremer’s selfie. Bremer is still on the loose, though, which might be why he still looks happy in his Facebook update.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: