January 24, 2017

David Cameron Names Birds After Boris Johnson Before Shooting Them

After a long day, former Prime Minister David Cameron believes the best way to unwind is to name birds after his colleagues Boris Johnson and Michael Gove before shooting them. Cameron is an avid game shooter and even better at the sport of passive aggression. The former Prime Minister admitted to feeling bitter at the way Johnson and Gove “betrayed” him during the EU referendum, but rather than confronting them face-to-face, he found success in naming birds after them and aiming his gun. “I find that when I shoot a few Borises and Michaels I feel a whole lot better,” he explained. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: