November 17, 2016

David Cameron Is Charging £120,000 Per Hour For Speeches On Brexit

Great news, folks. For just £120,000 an hour, the former UK Prime Minister will give you the inside scoop on what went wrong in the Brexit referendum. And he should know: it’s why he had to resign in the first place. Former PM David Cameron stood down from the role after losing the EU referendum in June and later resigned as MP for Witney in September. Talking about the good years at dinner parties and executive meetings is now his side hustle. Hopefully his new discussions on Brexit are a little more effective than when he was begging voters to remain with the EU. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: