Wine Condoms: 99.9% Effective In Preventing Spills

Are you worried that you might be thought of us as the creepy, way-too-forward guy at the cocktail party? Why not whip out a condom for your wine bottle and remove all doubt? That seems to be the marketing strategy behind the latest innovation: Wine Condoms. The wine condom is just a bottle stopper but it’s also 99.9% effective in preventing pregnancies because you’ll look undateable. Simply remove it from its startlingly familiar packaging, pinch the tip and roll the latex down over your wine bottle. The wine condom is smaller in girth than its predecessor (at least we hope) but the packaging looks the same as a regular condom, so you might want to keep them separate. It’s hard enough to remember to use one of them after a night of drinking.