Report: Only Boston Is Capable Of Handling Zombies

Good news, Bostonians. A recent study showed that your city is best equipped to handle fleets of vacuous soul-sucking zombies, and this time we don’t mean your 250,000 college students. The website CareerBuilder created a Halloween-themed study that scored 53 American cities’ probability of surviving a zombie invasion. The index was based on four categories: ability to defend against the virus, ability to contain the virus, ability to find a cure and ability to outlast the epidemic. Boston won by a landslide, no doubt thanks to their universities that could find a cure and their experience managing centuries worth of finals weeks.