October 16, 2016

Philippines President Forced People To Take Zumba

Sure, it’s not the most grievous policy from Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte, but it could not have improved morale to force people to join the most obnoxious fitness trend since Jazzercise. Back when Duterte first took office, he called on drug addicts to turn themselves in, warning them of the consequences. Over 600,000 people did just that, overwhelming government offices that did not have the resources to support so many admitted drug abusers. There were only 14 public rehab centers in the entire country, so the government got creative and started sending meth addicts to compulsory Zumba classes. No word yet if the classes have helped people mambo out of their drug addictions.

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