October 17, 2016

Julian Assange: No Internet, But At Least There’s Pam Anderson

Wikileaks tweeted yesterday that Ecuador shut down internet access for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. The internet activist has been staying at London’s Ecuadorean Embassy since 2012, claiming asylum. But Quito just acted like an angry dad after opening his internet bill, grounding Assange from his favorite past time. But it wasn’t all bad. He did receive a visit for former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson, who arrived with a vegan lunch and plenty of snacks. Anderson, who argues for Assange’s innocence, commented that she worried about his diet and commented that he looked pale but that could just be from living in London for awhile. With his internet being down, he was probably relieved to have someone to talk to. Then again, Anderson joked, “he said I tortured him with bringing him vegan food,” and coming from a guy desperately trying to escape extradition, that really says something. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: