October 27, 2016

Belgium Decides Not To Ruin Party… After Party Is Over

After days of intense negotiations, Belgium’s government finally decided to approve a free-trade agreement between the EU and Canada. The agreement was previously stalled when Belgium’s French-speaking Wallonia region blocked the deal for the entire EU. Belgian approval came too late for a signing ceremony that Justin Trudeau, Canada’s Prime Minister/Prime Hunk, was hoping to celebrate on Thursday. Their eventual approval was welcome news in the EU, which is desperately trying to look like they are getting things done post-Brexit. 

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