September 08, 2016

North Korea Bans Sarcasm. No, really.

Kim Jong-un really can’t take a joke, and now nobody else in North Korea will ever again. The North Korean government has forbidden people from making sarcastic comments, fearing that some people out there might only be agreeing with Kim Jong-un ironically. In a series of meetings held across the country, officials told people that sarcastic expressions such as “This is all America’s fault” would be considered unacceptable criticism of the regime.

Don’t worry, Kim! We’re neeeeeever sarcastic when we sing your praises. No, sir.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: