September 20, 2016

Humanitarian Angelina Jolie Reminds Us That Love Is Dead

The ceasefire in Syria is over. Brad and Angelina are over. What is the point anymore? Noted humanitarian Angelina Jolie has made a career of bringing joy to moviegoers and refugees alike, but not even she could make a marriage work, so, really there is no point in any of us trying. News broke yesterday that Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, and the internet exploded into a sky full of sparkling Jennifer Aniston jokes. We normally don’t cover celebrity news, but this was the top story on CNN, BBC, The Guardian and other “super serious” news sources, even while President Obama was addressing the UN General Assembly. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: