August 11, 2016

Ukraine To Putin: Stop Fantasizing About Us

In the latest Crimea saga, Putin has accused Ukraine of plotting terrorist attacks in the region to distract from their economic woes. He claimed that two Russian servicemen were killed this past week while confronting the alleged “plotters.” Ukraine President Poroshenko wants Putin to know that he’s no dummy and that “these fantasies are just a pretext for another portion of military threats against Ukraine.” Furthermore, Ukraine completely denies that the event ever took place, arguing that Russia is provoking them at a convenient time ahead of the G20 summit in China slotted for next month. So that Ukraine peace process meeting that was on the summit schedule with Russia, Ukraine, France and Germany? Yep, no longer.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: