Ohio Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Van

The dating scene is tough in Ohio. Just ask Michael Henson, the Dayton man who was taken into custody after witnesses found him having sex with the front grill of a parked van. Henson was discovered intoxicated and in shorts when the police arrived, still trying to get to know his new ride. He was charged with two counts of public indecency because the cops just don’t understand that Henson and the van really had a connection. Who knows, maybe this forbidden love will launch a new dating app. We would call it: Fender.