August 09, 2016

Meth Lab Found Under Wal-Mart Parking Lot

Finally, the one-stop shop America craves. Police “stumbled on” a meth lab under the parking lot of a Wal-Mart in Amherst, New York this week. Police don’t know how long the underground lab was in operation, but it was found inside of a giant drainage pipe that a six-foot person could walk through, so it wasn’t exactly well hidden. People may have just mistaken it as an extension of Wal-Mart’s food court. No word yet on if the meth lab upheld the franchise’s commitment to offering the lowest price possible. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: