August 29, 2016

Man In Gorilla Costume Drags Child To Honor Harambe

This has gone too far. Yes, it’s sad that Harambe the silverback gorilla was shot dead in May after a three-year-old child fell into his enclosure, but surely there are more tactful ways to honor his memory and learn from those mistakes. A Cincinnati school made a gorilla the new mascot for its football team to pay respects to the late primate. That alone could have been a sweet gesture, if the mascot didn’t start dragging a child by the arm around the football pitch in a manner reminiscent of the way in which the real Harambe pulled a child around his enclosure.

 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: