August 14, 2016

Everyone Feels Safer Knowing TSA Is Cool With Monkeys

A monkey managed to pass TSA inspection and board his plane in Ohio without any problems, but the rest of us still have to take off our shoes. Once the flight took off, however, the monkey did run into a few problems. During his flight, an airline attendant noticed the monkey popping out of his owner’s shirt and called police to meet the owner at the gate. Frontier Airlines accused the owner of smuggling the monkey onto the flight, but security footage showed that TSA knowingly let the animal through inspection. TSA is cool with monkeys, just not shoes. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: