#BrazilNuts: Officials Came In Through The Bathroom Window

The key to a successful Summer Olympics is… well, for starters, a key. In a painfully symbolic start to the Rio Olympics, firemen had to use bolt cutters to pry open the gates of the Maracana stadium, the Olympics’ host venue. Turns out, Rio officials lost the key to the stadium and locked themselves out. You would think someone would have had a spare, but nope. Spectators were lined up for hours while officials scrambled for a way to break in. Even if you have to climb in through a window, the stadium still offers a better time than the water sports, where all it takes is ingesting three teaspoons of water to “almost certainly contract viruses.”