July 14, 2016

Theresa May: Dream Work Makes The Team Work

Newly sworn in UK Prime Minister Theresa May wasted no time assembling her team to tackle the Brexit crisis. She appointed toupee-aficionado and Brexit campaigner Boris Johnson as Foreign Minister where he will “spend more time apologizing to nations he’s offended” than being Foreign Minister. May promised to make this a government that will deal with “burning injustices” and not cater to the “privileged few.” Weird, didn’t know Bernie Sanders was running against her as well. 

Good Read: Our Summary Of Brexit

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: