July 05, 2016

‘Pounded By The Pound’ Is A Brexit Inspired Erotic Novel

There really is no telling where the rippled effects of Brexit will reach next. For author Chuck Tingle – who either uses a pseudonym or was always destined to be an erotic novelist – Brexit gave him the inspiration to write the dystopian erotic thriller you never knew you needed. Tingle tells the story of a relationship between a man and a giant floating pound coin. And not just any floating pound coin: a floating pound coin with an “incredible set of chiseled metallic abs” and a “thick golden rod.” If only Tingle, who is obviously on his way to becoming the next Nicholas Sparks, published this prophetic work before the Brexit vote took place. Perhaps he could have swayed voters’ hearts with this harrowing portrayal of the future. 

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