July 26, 2016

Apple Taking Over World At Slower Pace Than Usual

Apple reported lower revenue for the second straight quarter in a row, which was to be expected as the company has largely run out of people to sell iPhones to. The company reported $42.4 billion in revenue on the back of 40.4 million iPhone sales, more than the population of Algeria. Apple did surpass fairly low expectations though and its stock jumped more than 6% in after hours trading. Still no news on any iCar though… 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: