June 02, 2016

Latest King Tut Discovery Makes Everyone Believe In The Illuminati

Real-life archaeologists who are way cooler than Indiana Jones have discovered that the Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun’s dagger is actually made from meteorite. Using X-ray fluorescence, researchers at Polytechnic University of Milan analyzed the dagger shrouded in mystery. It was thought that this kind of iron melding did not exist until the 8th century BCE, but King Tut’s dagger was sealed in the tomb with him in the 14th century BCE. Even cooler: ancient Egyptians knew this iron came from a meteorite before we did. Early Egyptian writings referred to it as “iron of the sky.” Needless to say, minds are blown and everyone regrets not pursuing archaeology as a career.  

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