June 24, 2016

Israeli Sixth Graders Accidentally Given Porn DVD Instead Of Graduation Video

They grow up so fast, don’t they? Parents were outraged after students at a Haifa elementary school were accidentally given copies of a pornographic DVD instead of a video of the students’ graduation party. The school responded that their hired DVD-maker must have made the DVDs by recording over used discs, and some of the previous scenes must have stuck around. That’s not how DVD recording works, but we can understand why he lied, the DVD-recording market must be tough these days.The discs were distributed at school in honor of national “Hug Day” which might now need to be accompanied with a school assembly on which kinds of hugging are appropriate. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: