June 28, 2016

Iceland Jumps On The Boat To Trail England

Not afraid to kick a man when he’s down, Iceland beat England in yesterday’s Euros tournament. This makes it the second time in a week England has had to leave Europe behind. At least an Icelandic sailing holiday company has offered to cheer up England’s players by taking them on a free whale-watching day-trip. The vacation company said it was the polite thing to do, “as a bandage for wounded pride.” 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: