German Coach Joachim Löw Apologizes For Smelling His Testicles

He will forever be known as Coach Scratch-n-Sniff. Germany’s Coach Löw must have been in the zone and forgot his surroundings when he threw his hands down the front of his pants on the field during the Euros. After a good hearty scratch, Löw checked his health in the crudest way possible. He apologized and seemed pretty humiliated after footage of the scratch-n-sniff disaster went viral. Seeing that his coach clearly needs new methods of support, star forward Lukas Podolski defended Löw, saying, “about 80% of you here have at some point scratched your balls. Therefore, everything is good.” 

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