June 10, 2016

Canadian Supreme Court Finds Most Bestiality Legal

Oh, Canada. According to a surprising ruling by the country’s Supreme Court, sex acts with animals are totally legal, provided no penetration is involved. The bizarre ruling made the fur fly with animal rights groups, one of which has implored Parliament to pass the aptly-named Modernizing Animal Protections Act. Supporters of the bill hope that in the future, all forms of sexual activity between a man and a moose will be considered, well, loony.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: