May 13, 2016

Queen Elizabeth Wins £50 Tesco Gift Card

When your grocery list is known to reach £2,500 a week, every little bit counts. That’s probably why Queen Elizabeth looked relieved to have won a £50 gift card to mega grocery chain Tesco. The generous gift was bequeathed after the monarch’s horse, Barber’s Shop, won an equestrian event. However, it’s unlikely the Queen has ever shopped at a Tesco before, since their stores lack the royal warrants.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: