May 18, 2016

#pnutforprez: May 17 Primary Results

Democrats had their own Kentucky Derby last night that had gamblers wringing their hands. The Kentucky Democratic primary left a razor thin margin between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, making it too close to call even with 99% of the precincts reporting. Sanders picked up Oregon in a predictably easy sweep because we all knew Portlandia felt the Bern, but Kentucky proved to be the real battleground. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: