May 06, 2016

#pnut4prez: Sad-Faced GOP Doesn’t Want Trump Either

No one seems more shocked that Donald Trump is the presumptive nominee than Donald Trump himself. In an interview with CNBC yesterday he almost sounded reasonable as he contemplated who his running mate might be and the realization that hispanics will be voting has forced him into some awkward pandering. Meanwhile, the GOP elite struggled to make sense of this news with the Bush former presidents deciding not to endorse Trump and Paul Ryan saying he is “just not ready” to back Trump either.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: