May 31, 2016

#pnut4prez: North Korea Endorses Trump

Finally, The Donald may have received a glowing endorsement from a world leader. It seemed unlikely that any world power liked him after British PM Cameron called Trump “stupid and wrong” and former Mexican President Calderón called him “completely crazy.” Alas, North Korea’s official press came to the rescue and weighed in on Trump’s “many positive aspects.” As state-controlled media, they know a thing or two about effective leadership. While not a direct endorsement from Kim Jong-un himself, the official DPRK media outlet praised Trump and urged US voters to reject “dull Hillary.” 

#pnut4prez: Our Guide to the Campaign Trail

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: