May 26, 2016

#pnut4prez: Chillary Can’t Catch A Break

Nobody wanted to talk about it anymore. Bernie Sanders didn’t even want to talk about it anymore. But here we are, and it looks like Hillary Clinton’s email problems are here to stay. The US State Department Inspector General concluded that Hillary Clinton failed to comply with the agency’s policies by using a personal email server that was never approved by agency officials. The report also argues that Clinton should have surrendered all emails dealing with State Department business before leaving office. No word yet on whether she’ll release her browser history and Twitter DMs but we’re sure she’ll be asked that soon enough.

Exactly how long will we be talking about this?

Clinton has long maintained that she had permission to use her personal email. A report that argues otherwise will be an easy talking point for an opponent like Donald Trump, who has run out of tolerable talking points. This won’t be going away anytime soon. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: