May 05, 2016

Kasich Out, Trump Is Last Man Standing

Realizing he was dead last in a race where former candidates were still polling at higher numbers, John Kasich, the GOP establishment’s final hope, has dropped out of the running. Trump is now the last man standing and his immediate challenge will be to unify the Republican Party… a party that mostly hates him. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: