May 11, 2016

Budweiser Is Changing Its Name To America

It’s a sweet gesture to name their beer after the only country in the world who thinks that the product is real beer. Budweiser, the wheat-flavored water seller that is already a staple of Americana, will be swapping out every aspect of their brand to rename their beer America for the duration of the presidential election season. Calling the beer Amurca would have been more fitting but it’s probably copyrighted. 

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: