IN A NUTSHELL: MUST READ
#pnut4prez: GOP Debate Becomes Dick-Swinging Contest (Literally) The GOP debate reached new heights of humor last night, as the candidates (minus Ben Carson) squared off in Detroit, Michigan. Plenty of insults were yelled across the stage but not much was said. While questions on immigration, foreign policy, and Flint’s water crisis were asked, the memorable statements were simply TMI. Allow us to explain: Donald Trump tried to assure us of something we really didn’t want to know. “Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands. ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
Ted Cruz responded to the “lyin Ted” moniker by turning the same accusations on Trump. “You know, Donald has a tenuous relationship with the truth.”
Marco Rubio took multiple opportunities to tease the candidates. After Cruz repeatedly told Trump to breathe, Rubio interjected, “When you’re done with yoga, can I answer a question?”
And then there’s John Kasich. “People say to me everywhere I go, ‘you seem to be the only adult on stage.'” Seriously Though, Kim Jong-Un Needs To Chill Just in case you needed some more excitement after the GOP debate last night, North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has some chilling words for us all. He ordered his country’s nuclear weapons to be readied for use after the UN Security Council approved tougher sanctions on the country’s nuclear weapons and ballistic missile programs. With this change in military strategy, Kim, in his own words, is aiming to deprive “enemies to sleep in peace till the moment they meet their final end in their land.” Following this announcement, North Korea allegedly launched six tests Thursday, according to its neighbor South Korea. This is not the first time the Supreme Leader has flexed his nuclear capabilities when challenged by the US and South Korea. But we sure hope it’s the last? |