LOOSE NUTS: FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
Unleash The Super Confessors! Pope Francis is dispatching 1,000 “super confessor priests” around the world to forgive “grave sins” on his behalf. This army of forgiveness is part of the Pope’s “Year of Mercy.” So, if you’ve been planning to “kill the pope” or anything else particularly naughty this is a great opportunity for you to clear your conscience. You have to love this guy.