UK Now Has To Fear Seagulls Tripping On Acid

Britain just can’t catch a break these days. Scientists are warning Plymouth residents that their seagulls are most likely tripping on acid. That’s because it’s flying ant mating season, and large masses of flying ants have been outside tempting seagulls with their juicy deliciousness. These ants “are like M&Ms for seagulls,” described one expert. The only problem is that the formic acid inside these ants have a psychedelic effect on our feathered friends, making them a little on edge. The loopy gulls have become so obsessed with tripping on ants, they may forget where they are and crash into a human or two.